Definitions by Duxbury

Schiaved 

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)

"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"

Schiaved by Duxbury March 31, 2009