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Scrotograph 

The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.

Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."

"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
Scrotograph by Grizzly October 7, 2004

sextography 

The photographing of various body parts for use in sexual exchanges via text messaging or text / photo based hookup sites such as Grind'r, Jack'd, and Blendr. See sexting, sextographing, and texting. Coined while drunk in bar after friend commented on my sextographing behavior as being rather ho'ish.
She's addicted to sextography. I think she's collected more body parts for sextographing than jeffrey dammer had in his fridge.
sextography by getsKYLEd November 3, 2011

Stenographer 

One who is trained and certified to write shorthand, either by machine or hand, and report any proceedings, whether it be depositions, court, or captioning for the deaf/hard of hearing. They are responsible for keeping an accurate and clear record of legal proceedings.
Who is that person in front of the courtroom typing on that funny-looking machine?

That's a stenographer.
Stenographer by Miss D79 August 6, 2008

Scrotographer 

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.
Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!
Scrotographer by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012

scanographer 

Scanographer (noun)
Scanography/Scanographist/Scanographic
A person who has a duty to run things by a scanning tool. The person would create documented files for this scanned object for later reference by either themselves or others.
"The scanographer decided that it was required for the scanning of a chocolate wrapper found at a crime scene."
scanographer by Andrew Du October 27, 2004

Stenography journalism 

When journalists simply repeat whatever politicians say, word for word, similar to a stenographer typing out a transcript word for word. This is similar to fake news. Stenography journalists repeat politicians' lies without any attempt at fact-checking, calling out the lies, analysis or critical thinking about what was said. Stenography journalism allows politicians to lie, and have their lies spread to a wide audience. The lies are consequently taken to be facts by many members of the public.
"62% of teachers in this district couldn't pass a basic literacy test last year," said the senator. This was completely false, but the stenography journalism of the local news website used the senator's assertion as the headline without fact-checking it.