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scather by jesse mega sucks May 24, 2018
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Scather
Scather by Queen mabs November 24, 2022
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scather • Scathered • Scatter • scatterbrain • scattered • slather • smather • Slathered • Scathead • scatterfucked
Scatterbrained
Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.
"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."
"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
Scatterbrained by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012
Slatherfest
To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
Scaherfart
Person 1: Dude your car has 8 dents, you've duct taped your mirror back on, you have 3 different rims on the tires, and you can't even open the passenger door. That's just embarassing.
Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.
Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.
Scaherfart by elliewat October 23, 2011
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