scather 

shut up, kill yourself.

can you and the homies, scather up some money to get you a better mic

scather by jesse mega sucks May 24, 2018

Scather 

When you accidentally gather something you intended to scatter

Rob: “oh no the wind changed direction and now I’ve scathered my fathers ashes in my face”

Scather by Queen mabs November 24, 2022

Scatterbrained 

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

Scatterbrained by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

scatterfold 

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

scatterfold by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

Scaherfart 

(Adj.) What one should use to describe an item that has turned into a piece of crap or P.O.S.

Person 1: Dude your car has 8 dents, you've duct taped your mirror back on, you have 3 different rims on the tires, and you can't even open the passenger door. That's just embarassing.

Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.

Scaherfart by elliewat October 23, 2011

Slather 

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!

Slather by Dogma mama December 26, 2017