Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 27, 2018

smather

1. To spread thickly: slather onions on the steak.
2. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.

The exotic dancer's chest was smathered with whipped cream.

by Tom F. January 22, 2005

smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

by A Dawg A May 12, 2008

smather

verb. 1) to profoundly lick
2) something the brass section of a band does a lot to ass

Brass smathers ass!

by soupdop March 1, 2004

smather

To have personal information sold to advertisers without your consent or knowledge.

"Man, I just got this new Hotmail account, but in less than an hour, it's been smathered!"

by CmdrTaco is gay. June 24, 2004

Smather

To spread a paste like substance using a flat shaped utensil/tool such as a trowel or spatula…or a pallet knife.

She asked for a smather of peanut butter on this graham cracker.

by S. Shaye June 19, 2021

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017