Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

Splatterfest 

When one empties his/hers liquified bowels and it sprays all over the inner bowl and the upper rim of the toilet.

I had to use the bathroom, but I chose not to when I saw the person before left a splatterfest.

Splatterfest by MeNthisGuy August 31, 2011

Slatterfest 

A celebratory gathering of friends in honour of Slatterfey. Traditionally held on/near December 13. A great feast is prepared and guests are invited to indulge in complementary greenery and giggle juice throughout the evening.

The first Slatterfest was a great success, nobody could believe the food was edible, let alone tasty!

Slatterfest by ameliaw December 28, 2018

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019