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Scathered

adjective
In a state of mind where one’s thoughts are scattered or thrown in various random directions as well as smothered with a mental fog.
You’re not making any sense.

Sorry, I’m scathered right now.
by LadyShadows666 November 2, 2018
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shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
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Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"
by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016
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William Shatnered

by Phartman December 24, 2009
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scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
by poontang October 16, 2006
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shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009
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Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.
"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?
by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010
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