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scatterfucked 

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
scatterfucked by bgates July 29, 2008
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scatterfucked 

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
scatterfucked by u dont know April 27, 2006

scatterfuck 

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.
1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"
scatterfuck by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

stutterfucked 

The sensation of hearing your wife tell you she's pregnant when it wasn't planned.
Husband: That football game was great!
Wife: Guess what? I'm pregnant.
Husband: *Silence
Wife: *Silence
Husband: I'm stutterfucked.
stutterfucked by twobutts October 22, 2010

stutterfucked 

adjective
1. When your in a vocal conflict: argument; debate; rap battle; whathavzya, and your opponent starts making up their own interjections, or, their onomatopoeia is on the caveman scale, "Uh, guh, um, gudur..." then, that person is stu-tter-fucked, boiiiii!

2. Gonzos f'n wasted, to the point that nobody can understand the words coming out of your mouth; only nonsensical onomatopoeia or just simple sounds make up the majority of your vocabulary.
When that boy saw dat ass, he stood their with his knees locked, his eyes like saucers and his mouth completely agape, going, "duuuuuh...". Hahaha... he's completely stutterfucked over dat poundmound!
stutterfucked by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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