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A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

Slathered by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

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Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

Slathered by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

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Slathered • slithered • slatered • sluthered • Scathered • slasheredism • Slatered (verb) • sleathered • Sletheredness • Slithered Fat Timmies

Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

Slathered by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007

slathered

when you smear poop all over your tity whites and it drips down your leg

DUDE, I JUST SLATHERED!

slathered by KOOL ANUS November 6, 2018

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

William Shatnered by Phartman December 24, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026