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cheeky little sausage
cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018
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sausage pistol
sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011
Gettysburg Sausage
A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?
Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014
Sausage Stuffing
Sausage Stuffing by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
Pocket Sausage
When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Pocket Sausage by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
Sausage Expert
1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.
2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)
Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"
Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"
Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
Sausage Expert by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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