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sanjor

Yo that dude is a total sanjor Sandhu
by Bindy Johals chacha December 30, 2022
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santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.
Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!
by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011
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brandon sanor

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Santorum Administration

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.
So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
by Sput August 1, 2012
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Mark Sanford

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
by unknown342 June 24, 2009
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Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
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Bread Sanford

Revenue, Cash flow, or any other term to define money gotten legally or illegally
E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!
by TechieThugg September 20, 2019
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