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Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.
“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”

“Sanford, North Carolina.”
by ihatesanford May 15, 2018
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Sanford is the Mexico City of North Carolina. Commonly known as "San-Trap" by the local teenagers, It is the number one Mexican populated city in the southeast. It is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. The only places to hangout are their bitchin over sized Wal-Mart, and San Felipe Mexican Restaurant. The only things you will hear coming from Sanford are crimes and tornadoes. The city has two high schools with shitty football programs. Sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they'll throw that in your face like it's some type of accomplishment. For some reason they have 3 Mcdonalds, because one wasn't enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. If you live in "Dreamland Trailer Park" you're a joke and if you live near Washington Ave. i'm surprised you're not dead. Overall it's a shitty place to live unless you can rely on Wal-Mart for everything.
Guy 1 - lets go to Sanford, North Carolina.

Guy 2 - Im not really in the mood for mexican food tonight
by SanfordNative October 02, 2011
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2 hours from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains! Sanford is known for their country bumpkins and southern hospitality. O and lets not forget the abundance of Mexicans. If your from the North and find yourself moving to Sanford, I'm sure you will end up in Carolina Trace with every other last yankee in this town!
I love Sanford, North Carolina because you get the best of both worlds and the weather is wonderful.
by megan2009 January 31, 2009
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