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Sanford is one of the strangest towns in Florida. On one side you got the hicks that love to head to The Barn on 13th street. Which is funny because 2 blocks away are some of the most ghetto hood niggas around the area.

Parts of Sanford need to be bulldozed and the people kicked out.

Downtown Sanford is gettin' pretty nice and you can always hit up one of the bars like The West End, Jason's Martini Club or The Willow Tree for a good time.
You been down to Sanford lately?

Hell no, I don't want to get my ass jumped by them crack dealers or cheap hoes on 13th skreet!
by That407 April 18, 2010
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
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At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .
Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!

Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.

I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!
by kpunx September 07, 2009
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The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.
1"Look at that sanford girl."
2"I heard she got knocked up by her cousin,"
1"I'd still bang her"
by asrsdfdsfasd October 16, 2009
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Care taker, Problem solver, crisis manager, concierge
Just when things seemed at their worst, he was able to pull a sanford.
The situation was bad, but he was able to sanford through.
by S.J.S. August 15, 2006
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A small town in Sanford Maine. Home of the Redskins probably the worst football team in all of America. No surprise though because they come from Sanford High School a dump of a place where if your lucky you can get stabbed in the bathroom for being a bitch and using the wrong stall. Most people think Sanfords a Bad place but as long as you stay away from areas

near the mills you will probably not get robbed. The usual Hangouts are the bowling alley which is a shitty dump and owned by retards but the alternative is the green room which is another POS id rather just hangout at walmart and hope to god no girls talk to me because there fucking hiddous. But other then that sanford a good place just filled with bad people!
I hear Sanford Sucks?

No just most of the fake as white gangsters like Joe Martell or whatever.

Want to go to Sanford i have to piss and would like to get Shanked.
by Theunown September 18, 2011
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A lean, mean, khaki wearing machine! Secretly looks up to the boob! Bud light drinking, shop sittin, pork chop cooking mad man! Aka sanny; Billy G; sandals; San man!!!!🤙🏼
Sanford loves Booba!
by BC Bad ASS December 27, 2016
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