Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.
Used to describe an amazing football player or otherwise star athlete. Usually has a superfine girlfriend and is amazing in bed. has a 9 in. or larger penis. Fun at parties.
A character from the well-known ITV drama The Bill, immortalised by the DVD on sale on Amazon, under the name of: The Trial Of Eddie Santini
Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.
It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:
Person 1: Guess who Manchester United have just signed?
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)
A super slunt or slune. Drinker of manjuice. Usually one that houses other slunts by the name of Derek. Has no say in their own home as they are usually bullied by their wife, normally named Jan. Also known as king of the mongos
Santinique is a beautiful girl with a bodacious booty. She is fiercely loyal and considerate, but she will end your life if you cross her or her friends
"Hey look at that booty"
"Yeah man, she must be a santinique"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.