10 definitions by Ditchyourgitch

Party brooch

Left over food on your big boobies.

You have some food on your chest, wait sorry that’s your party brooch.

by Ditchyourgitch August 1, 2021

Patanga

Patanga-the dance of the vagina.

I am exhausted from doing the patanga all night.

by Ditchyourgitch May 13, 2019

Party broach

A pre made broach made from actual food or snacks pinned(dropped) on your shirt pre party.

Chris arrived at the party already wearing her party broach potato chip.

by Ditchyourgitch July 24, 2021

Sanitini

Sanitizer mixed with martini mix

What a hot day I really could go for a sanitini or dirty sanitini drink!

by Ditchyourgitch May 22, 2020

Diarrhea Margarita

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020

Vageast

Bread made with vagina yeast.

This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.

by Ditchyourgitch February 16, 2019

Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023