bidetgiggles

When you use the bidet for the first time and get the giggles.

Oh my hehehehe I just got the bidetgiggles from using the bidet.

by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022

Party broach

A pre made broach made from actual food or snacks pinned(dropped) on your shirt pre party.

Chris arrived at the party already wearing her party broach potato chip.

by Ditchyourgitch July 23, 2021

Pantice

A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.

On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.

by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

Sanitini

Sanitizer mixed with martini mix

What a hot day I really could go for a sanitini or dirty sanitini drink!

by Ditchyourgitch May 22, 2020

Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

by Ditchyourgitch May 07, 2023

Party brooch

Left over food on your big boobies.

You have some food on your chest, wait sorry that’s your party brooch.

by Ditchyourgitch August 01, 2021