Definitions by Ditchyourgitch

Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

Dark and stormy by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023

Pantice

A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.

On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.

Pantice by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022

bidetgiggles 

When you use the bidet for the first time and get the giggles.

Oh my hehehehe I just got the bidetgiggles from using the bidet.

bidetgiggles by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022

Party brooch 

Left over food on your big boobies.

You have some food on your chest, wait sorry that’s your party brooch.

Party brooch by Ditchyourgitch August 1, 2021

Party broach 

A pre made broach made from actual food or snacks pinned(dropped) on your shirt pre party.

Chris arrived at the party already wearing her party broach potato chip.

Party broach by Ditchyourgitch July 23, 2021

Sanitini 

Sanitizer mixed with martini mix

What a hot day I really could go for a sanitini or dirty sanitini drink!

Sanitini by Ditchyourgitch May 22, 2020

Diarrhea Margarita 

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

Diarrhea Margarita by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020