Ditchyourgitch's definitions

Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023

Pantice

A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.

On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.

by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022

Diarrhea Margarita

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020

Party brooch

Left over food on your big boobies.

You have some food on your chest, wait sorry that’s your party brooch.

by Ditchyourgitch August 1, 2021

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

Vageast

Bread made with vagina yeast.

This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.

by Ditchyourgitch February 15, 2019

Patanga

Patanga-the dance of the vagina.

I am exhausted from doing the patanga all night.

by Ditchyourgitch May 13, 2019