Ditchyourgitch's definitions

Vageast

Bread made with vagina yeast.

This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.

by Ditchyourgitch February 15, 2019

Patanga

Patanga-the dance of the vagina.

I am exhausted from doing the patanga all night.

by Ditchyourgitch May 13, 2019

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

Diarrhea Margarita

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020

Sanitini

Sanitizer mixed with martini mix

What a hot day I really could go for a sanitini or dirty sanitini drink!

by Ditchyourgitch May 22, 2020

bidetgiggles

When you use the bidet for the first time and get the giggles.

Oh my hehehehe I just got the bidetgiggles from using the bidet.

by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022

Pantice

A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.

On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.

by Ditchyourgitch December 24, 2022