santini

Used to describe an amazing football player or otherwise star athlete. Usually has a super fine girlfriend and is amazing in bed. has a 9 in. or larger penis. Fun at parties.

God damn, I wish I was a santini!

by blob12345 April 30, 2008

Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around

Also a huge penis

He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

by Doll face:) April 18, 2022

Eddie Santini

A character from the well-known ITV drama The Bill, immortalised by the DVD on sale on Amazon, under the name of: The Trial Of Eddie Santini

Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.

It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:

Person 1: Guess who Manchester United have just signed?
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)

by Eddie Santini February 12, 2007

saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Satinism

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

Nick Santino

The amazing singer of the band A Rocket To The Moon. On Fueled By Ramen. Fake Ginger. Has a dog named Angus. Lives in Braintree, Massachusetts. Is on tour most of the time. Friends with The Maine. Full Name is Nicholas Bernard Santino. Birthday July 28th, 1988.

1: Do you love Nick Santino?
2: Duh! He's a fake ginger.

by namrevlis August 25, 2009

Santino

Santino is a very sweet and caring guy who loves his closest friends. Santino is a boy with very beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair. Santinos are very smart and charming and love his family very much. He will always love someone no matter that happens. Everyone should have a Santino in their life.

Santino is a very sweet person.

by Averie & madi June 14, 2018