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Used to describe an amazing football player or otherwise star athlete. Usually has a super fine girlfriend and is amazing in bed. has a 9 in. or larger penis. Fun at parties.
God damn, I wish I was a santini!
santini by blob12345 April 30, 2008
Words you can keep

Oliver Richard Samuel Santini 

The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around

Also a huge penis
He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

Eddie Santini 

A character from the well-known ITV drama The Bill, immortalised by the DVD on sale on Amazon, under the name of: The Trial Of Eddie Santini

Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.

It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:
Person 1: Guess who Manchester United have just signed?
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)
Eddie Santini by Eddie Santini February 12, 2007
When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.
Yo bro, lets go saltining.
saltining by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Satinism 

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
Satinism by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

Nick Santino 

The amazing singer of the band A Rocket To The Moon. On Fueled By Ramen. Fake Ginger. Has a dog named Angus. Lives in Braintree, Massachusetts. Is on tour most of the time. Friends with The Maine. Full Name is Nicholas Bernard Santino. Birthday July 28th, 1988.
1: Do you love Nick Santino?
2: Duh! He's a fake ginger.
Nick Santino by namrevlis August 25, 2009
Santino is a very sweet and caring guy who loves his closest friends. Santino is a boy with very beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair. Santinos are very smart and charming and love his family very much. He will always love someone no matter that happens. Everyone should have a Santino in their life.
Santino is a very sweet person.
Santino by Averie & madi June 14, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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