Sandy hand. 

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.

Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

Sandy hand. by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010

Sandy Hand 

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.

Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

Sandy Hand by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012

3 Hand Sandy

A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.

The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.

Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"

John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."

3 Hand Sandy by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003

hand shandy 

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

hand shandy by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Hand-shandy 

A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.

‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’

Hand-shandy by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023

hand-shandy 

'avin a wank

yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy

hand-shandy by thorntonj September 28, 2008