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Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove 

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.
That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.
sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

Sandpaper 

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses
Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”
Sandpaper by umyikes June 9, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

Sandpaper Wank 

An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.
"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"
Sandpaper Wank by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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