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sandpapered

(verb / adjective) The state of having one's muscle memory so deeply conditioned by a specific keybinding, or mechanic that playing any game with different controls feels completely wrong or impossible.
(adjective) You're so sandpapered, you can't play any game without a double jump.
(verb) Ever since I played that game with the double jump ability, I've been sandpapered in to not being able to play a game any other way!
sandpapered by zarxsek August 28, 2026

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove 

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.
That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.
sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

Sandpaper 

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses
Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”
Sandpaper by umyikes June 9, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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