Sand pamper 

The gathering of sand in the lining of your bathing suit, causing the appearance of a full diaper

I always have a sand pamper when I wear my high waisted bathing suit to the beach.

Sand pamper by Karie marie July 6, 2018

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

Sand Paper Pussy by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

Sand Paper Hand Job by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010

sand paper handjob 

when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.

Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.

sand paper handjob by dusty zub's August 17, 2011

Sand papering 

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.

"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."

Sand papering by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003

sand paper suprise 

It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.

sand paper suprise

sand paper suprise by Silverado Stu October 18, 2008

sand paper dick 

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

sand paper dick by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009