19 definition by Eapert McDangles

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1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.

2. verb; to murder someone.

3. verb; to masturbate.
1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.

2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.

3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 29, 2006

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When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
by Eapert McDangles July 07, 2006

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One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.
I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006

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Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"
Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.
by Eapert McDangles June 19, 2006

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One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 10, 2006

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The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.
Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006

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1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.
Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 10, 2006

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