Noodle Time

A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?

Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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Pleasant Change of Weather

1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.
Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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Urban Farm

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.
Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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clean face

One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.
"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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CUNT

Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?

Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles July 02, 2006
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Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.
by Eapert McDangles July 07, 2006
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