Philly Pretzel

When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.

Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 05, 2021

sun smacked

When a male/female (usually a pale Caucasian who burns easily) has severe sun burn on his/her skin so instead of looking like the sun gently kissed them (sun kissed) he/she look like the sun smacked him/her in the face.

After spending 8 hours in the sun yesterday without sun screen it looks like Melanie is sun smacked.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh June 16, 2009

unprotected eye sex

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.

I hope I don't get pink eye after having unprotected eye sex with that guy.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009

Car Faggot

someone (generally a guy) who has a really nice car and loves his/her car more then he loves his/her loved ones. someone who takes better care of his/her car then anything else. someone who is more interested in his/her car then dating. someone obessed with their car.

I really love Steve but honestly I think he loves his Mazda RX8 more then he loves me. He is such a car faggot!

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh June 13, 2009

sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 17, 2009