melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh's definitions

Car Faggot

someone (generally a guy) who has a really nice car and loves his/her car more then he loves his/her loved ones. someone who takes better care of his/her car then anything else. someone who is more interested in his/her car then dating. someone obessed with their car.

I really love Steve but honestly I think he loves his Mazda RX8 more then he loves me. He is such a car faggot!

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh June 12, 2009

sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009

unprotected eye sex

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.

I hope I don't get pink eye after having unprotected eye sex with that guy.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009

sun smacked

When a male/female (usually a pale Caucasian who burns easily) has severe sun burn on his/her skin so instead of looking like the sun gently kissed them (sun kissed) he/she look like the sun smacked him/her in the face.

After spending 8 hours in the sun yesterday without sun screen it looks like Melanie is sun smacked.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh June 16, 2009

Philly Pretzel

When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.

Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 5, 2021