Samunella

Samunella (noun):
A dangerously unserious version of Samuel.
Highly contagious. Known to cause clownery, delulu episodes, and excessive sass.
Use with caution — or don’t. 🤷 ♀️💅
Criteria for use: has to be a slaying Samuel

Example:
“I told you to stay away from that boy — he’s giving Samunella.”
“Ugh I caught feelings… must’ve been the Samunella.”

by Mightiest-dihh August 1, 2025

Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Salmonellafitzgerald

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.

"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

by Jsuper John November 8, 2011

Samuella

A strong,beautiful and unique girl. she is very powerful and strong inside,she is sexy and holds herself high,and her beauty is undeniable she is desired be many and is very hard to get. If you get a samuella, you must be one of the luckiest people on earth. She is popular and intelligent and everyone wants to be her friend. She is funny and caring and loves her friends. I advice you not to mess with her friends if you don't want to get on her bad side. She stands up for what is right and can never support injustice

Are you a samuella, cause you are like a butterfly, attractive and beautiful but hard to get.

by Focalistic October 16, 2020

samuela

A Samuela is someone who has different characters & different emotions but has point of views that all link to a certain opinion. She tries her best to keep everyone on the same pace as her (especially based on knowledge), no matter how hard it is.

Although people normally underestimate her she keeps her head high especially in front of those people.
InalI, to be in the midst of a Samuela one does not have to pretend , just be who they are because they will definitely have something interesting to say about her, no matter what it is.
Although she deals well with people no body should underestimate her- she can be lethal in every way.

You have so many ideas, just like a Samuela.

by Itari101 July 19, 2017

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

samuela

is a girl's name. Usually with the nick name of Sam. People usually find her very attractive. She's amazing in every way. Sam is one of the coolest people you will ever meet, so don't let this one get away.

1. Daaaamn, Sam is so hot !

2. I met a girl called Samuela, she's cool people. I hope I see her again.

3. There is no one that can compare to Sam.

by greatpeopleonly January 3, 2017