salmanella

A serious bacterial ailment caused by excessive reading of The Satanic Verses and other books authored by Mr. Rushdie.

I'm not much into sensational or controversial literature, so I have no reason to risk contacting salmanella by reading crap like that.

salmanella by QuacksO October 6, 2019

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammed bin Salmonella by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Salmonellafitzgerald 

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.

"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

Salmonellafitzgerald by Jsuper John November 8, 2011

Salvanella 

A crippling affliction that causes vomitting, frequent blackouts, multiple organ failure, and in extreme cases sudden death. Salvanella is contracted by attempting to party as hard as Morgan Salvan.

It only took two weeks in Australia for me to come down with a near fatal case of salvanella.

Salvanella by 1256df February 10, 2015

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

ass-salmonella by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

salmonella 

A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.

An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.

salmonella by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016

Casa de Salmonella 

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

Casa de Salmonella by Bloater October 17, 2011