Samul 

A person that exists to be eaten often by cannibalists.

Cannibalist George: Yo man you got our samul for tonight?
Cannibalist Moe: Yessir ive got it we finna cook some nice food!

Samul by Mr K 222 August 31, 2022

Dan Samiljan Rule 

Pronunciation: Dan Sameelyan Rool Any policy or technology used by a website or other organization designed to prevent users from changing information previously entered (typically personal information).

So named for Dan Samiljan, who as a piece of web-based performance art changed his listed birthday to the current date for 43 days in a row on facebook, before facebook administrators caught on and implemented restrictions requiring him and anyone else from that point on to explain why they want to change their birthday.

"After my girlfriend threw a flipped her wig at me for posting the wrong anniversary date, I tried to go back and change it. Apparently the site has got some kind of Dan Samiljan rule though, and it wouldn't let me change it.

Dan Samiljan Rule by Mak Leto February 4, 2010

Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012

samela 

Samela is a pretty girl who is loving,kind and helpful.She is an amazing friend and could never let u down. She has light brown hair with a nice smile. She is lovely to everyone and she loves her friends

Heyyy samela

samela by Riverdaleeee June 29, 2018

samblanket

A samblanket is a person who will often deceive you and/or pretend to be your friend when they are really your enemy and have something against you.

1. I often wonder if Jaron is a samblanket.
2. They samblanket who sent me those threatening messages is among us right now.

samblanket by Grandfather Clock April 13, 2015

Sample Tour 

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

Sample Tour by Marlos March 12, 2010

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

Sample Sandwich by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010