samblanket

A samblanket is a person who will often deceive you and/or pretend to be your friend when they are really your enemy and have something against you.

1. I often wonder if Jaron is a samblanket.
2. They samblanket who sent me those threatening messages is among us right now.

samblanket by Grandfather Clock April 13, 2015

seablanket 

A person who blankets everyone around them because they feel it is the only thing they are capable of doing well. They care more for others than themselves and are selfless beings. Usually female. Typically a delicate and petite girl with green eyes and brown or red hair. Seablankets are also very insecure but pride themselves on being so compassionate. Are very often also a doormat.

What a seablanket. She just lets people use her and use her and then she goes right back. She's a wonderful person but damnit, she spends her life being walked all over and never ceasing to care. Pathetic existance. Admirable, though. You could never hate someone like that.

seablanket by teknalbaes November 22, 2009

jamblanket 

the amount of jam/jelly a person of a grossly obsessed statue would spread on his buttocks

Dru: Look at the seize of that guys ass, he would really need a Jamblanket to cover that!

jamblanket by mat macgyver December 13, 2018

starblanket 

1) a blanket that is given to honour a person's success or acheivements; also given to show thanks. it often has a star shaped design or pattern.

2) a reserve in lower eastern Saskatchewan often referred to as hollywood as it is home of the starrs(a last name of people that live on this reserve).

1) "He was given a starblanket for making the team canada baseball team!"

2) "Welcome to starblanket the poorest reserve you'll ever see."

starblanket by mattew j. December 22, 2008