Sams Club 

Sams Club is a term referring to a "Shitty" situation regarding multiple people.

Oh, Sams Club is here.

Sams Club by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

Sam's Club 

An off-shoot company of wal-mart that sells bulk amounts of items for very cheap prices. This practice, along with blatantly advertised affiliation with wal-mart and small busnisses is a ploy to counteract people who believe wal-mart is a vicious enemy to small business.

I just bought 120 condoms at Sam's Club for $2.00!

Jerome complains a lot about Wal-Mart ruining his small business. He often shops for supplies at the Sam's Club.

Sam's Club by B-C September 9, 2006

Uncle Sam’s club 

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

Uncle Sam’s club by Munstadi June 10, 2018

Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.

"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.

Sam's Club Spartan by woviefan1 December 12, 2010

Sam's Club Samplin' 

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.

John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

Sam's Club Samplin' by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015

Sam's Club chiseler 

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.

Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.

Sam's Club chiseler by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club 

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018