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SamsClubStalker

A creepermale 55-67 years of age that lurks in SamsClub and other various destinations only behind
children, the freesample ladies,and sometimes the other SamsClubStalkers (Depending on there Vision and Sexual Preference)
who try to be informative about something weird and really just want to stick the liverspotted dick deep within the caverns of your asshole to feel a sense of sexual gratification, and that their viagra is working.

See related areas: WalmartStalker, StarBucksTalker, Persusive Old Corpse.
" Hey there little boy,
what do you think about Pears?"

"There Delicious you creepy ass SamsClubStalker."
by John Mins April 20, 2009
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