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Sambidextrous

Sambidextrous

Semi ambidextrous

The ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.
Chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?

Mark- yea, but its ok. My left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.

Chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. You're so sambidextrous.
Sambidextrous by Overserge December 10, 2015
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ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"
Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003

scambidextrous 

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.
Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.

Ambidextrous

To be a complete BA and be able to use both hand with equal persicion. If you're ambidextrous, you are one BA person. Rock on.
Woah dude! You're ambidextrous! Sweeeet!
Ambidextrous by ambidextrousBA July 19, 2011