slambidextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand

being able to slam my ham with either hand makes me slambidextrous

by ungerwoo January 5, 2011

scambidextrous

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.

Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2023

Sambidextrous

Sambidextrous

Semi ambidextrous

The ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.

Chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?

Mark- yea, but its ok. My left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.

Chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. You're so sambidextrous.

by Overserge December 10, 2015

Spamnidextrous

Able to eat spam with both hands.

Man i'm spamnidextrous.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

slamidextrius

When one is able to hit themselves with either hand

I can hit myself with both hands ,when I am usually only right handed ....I guess I'm slamidextrius

by toughguy320 June 23, 2017

clambidextrous

When a woman can use both hands to masturbate successfully.

Lilly wasn't worried about her hands cramping while pleasing herself. She's clambidextrous and uses both hands vigorously and equally.

by SwitchbladeMolly August 22, 2022

spambidextrous

word created by me back in the 90's


A) Something really amazing or shocking
B) Something you can use to reply to any question

Bill - I just got a brand new TVR Tuscan
Joe - Spambidextrous!!!

Bill - Hey mate are you ok?
Joe - Spambidextrous! You?

by Gandhiluv September 8, 2005