Salval

a shortened form of The Salvation Army

I love to shop at the Salval thrift stores

by campclown63 April 13, 2009

Salval

An incredibly stupid shortened form of "Salvation Army," despite the fact that there is no second "L" in "Salvation Army."

Hey, I just bought this really great Bambi lawn ornament at Salval for only fifty cents!

by banjo edison March 27, 2011

Delhi Savalas

A shaved-head actor from India, whose many roles include that of a police lieutenant in the city of the same name.

The Indian actor, Delhi Savalas, was fond of curried lollipops.

by NiraMillson July 11, 2016

Damon Salvatore

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.

I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.

by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

salvatoresexual

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you

Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual

by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021

Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022