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Salva can be very interesting at times, sometimes he lashes out at you for no reason. Hes also very protective of the things he loves, which can be very unhelpful at times. He tries to be a laddies man but sometimes that doesn't work his way. He is very protective and kind toward his friends. Some random things he does include: Yell some random word at the top of his lungs, try new hair styles and make dirty jokes. He can also go hard on the dance floor.
Salva by random_dude_man November 4, 2021
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Salva - French band
Salva - sweedish for ointment
Salva - Spanish for safe
Salva Curador - EQ2 player (fun guy)

Salva has been known to bring good luck to people
Salva by Stu January 17, 2005
A really hot manlet with abs so sharp he can shred cheese on them
"Yo did you see him working out!" "yeah I know he's such a Salva!"
Salva by 120976434 December 11, 2020
Stueee......
stu is all pale!!!
hes all pale like a piece of yeti poo! paler than poo, which is actually brown, but for this pioint its all white! like someone who never leaves the house, cos hes afraid of the BBC!!! (Bilton Blazing Crew) for all you dumb people!
Salva is all stu like
salva by Phil January 17, 2005

victor salva 

Director of Jeepers Creepers that's been busted for pulling a Sandusky on a 12 year old actor forcing his tool in the kids mouth as I am trying not to get graphic about it. Don't trust an asshole whose photo on Wikipedia was provided by the department of corrections. In Iowa prison slang he'd be considered a drugcharge
Victor Salva's film output scream pedophile undertones.
victor salva by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

Dirty salva 

Dirty salva by manupande April 24, 2020

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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