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Saltwater Balls
Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.
Saltwater Balls by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
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Saltwater Snuggle
When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.
Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.
Saltwater Snuggle by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
saltwater loogie
when giving a male oral sex and he ejaculates in the human mouth, the seman feels like snot and taste like saltwater. when you spit it out it is called a saltwater loogie
saltwater loogie by birdjamer May 19, 2010
saltwater ho
Robert: Hey that ho doesnt look like she's from around here.
Allen: ya thats Haruna she's a saltwater ho.
Robert: New York or Boston?
Allen: ya thats Haruna she's a saltwater ho.
Robert: New York or Boston?
saltwater ho by bboythunda September 30, 2006
Saltwater Sanchez
When a male is in a room with two or more female relatives and he takes turns cumming in each females mouth. The first female can’t swallow until he cums in the next females mouth which the longer it takes, the saliva builds and builds creating a pool of saltwater.
I heard Jeremy gave his distant cousins a saltwater sanchez last night and one of them almost drowned.
Saltwater Sanchez by Bearded Libra May 19, 2023
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