saltatoes

Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.

Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.

These are fuckin saltatoes.”

by EbonyShinigami November 12, 2017

salvatoresexual

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you

Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual

by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021

Saltmates

Two people who are like soul-mates in regards to being salty AF together.

Paul and Tina are always b*tching about everyone and judging people and giggling to themselves and ranting aggressively at times - must be saltmates.

by gooseyp December 12, 2016

salvatorsexual

in love w damon salvatore

i’m salvatorsexual

by broski2345567 May 19, 2021

Saltatious

To be mad or irritable. Generally when getting owned on an online game.

I kept camping his corpse over and over,you know he was a bit saltatious about it,because he quit the game.

by kittyfemboy October 17, 2011

Saltmateship

A relationship between two saltmates.
Saltmates: Two people who are salty together

saltmateship: More than a friendship and a little less than a relationship

by SaltyQ February 2, 2016

Saltatious

To be sassy or be a smart-ass

mrs. cordin is sooooo saltatious in class, i hate her

by ewlifesmh May 12, 2016