Salbot

sallys who happen to be bots

"woah, sally is such a salbot."

by A_fairy_girl November 6, 2022

Fiscal Sabotage

The use of Fiscal means to sabotage or undermine Government programs by cutting revenue through the means of Tax Cuts for the Wealthy. Doing so creates a deficit which to some political movements believe can only be fixed by cutting funding to Government Programs that don't approve of.

The use of Fiscal Sabotage can create a Strategic Deficit for those who don't approve of government programs that help the poor

The House of Representatives used Fiscal Sabotage to create a deficit that they believe could only be filled by cutting Social Programs

by Libertatis May 3, 2011

saboturd

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.

"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."

by br0d January 17, 2005

Salbito Oyster

When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.

I invited Sean to dinner, but he said he was going in the alley to have a Salbito Oyster.

by Shoobastank July 22, 2019

family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.

Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.

by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013

Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.

God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.

by YES123456789 April 20, 2011

self sabotage

when you hurt yourself on purpose. it out of guilt or trauma or the past

self sabotage. it would be to inappropriate to use it as an example. stay strong out there!!

by pRrOeUtGtIRy February 15, 2022