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saboturd 

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."
saboturd by br0d January 17, 2005
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sabotard 

noun. a person who repels the women his mate(s) are attempting to "pick up" Antonym of "wingman."

verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"
If you look down the bar you see many sabotards; many of them are actually trying to be wingmen.
sabotard by LeglessHoeBag March 1, 2014
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Sabotard 

Cute asf and doesn’t miss for shit😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Sabotard is a inspiration
Sabotard by Sabotard March 3, 2021
Before the launch of the missile a sabotur had tampered with the mechanism rendering it useless.
Sabotur by Obrama P July 13, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026