saboturd

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.

"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."

by br0d January 17, 2005

sabotard

noun. a person who repels the women his mate(s) are attempting to "pick up" Antonym of "wingman."

verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"

If you look down the bar you see many sabotards; many of them are actually trying to be wingmen.

by LeglessHoeBag March 1, 2014

Sabotard

Cute asf and doesn’t miss for shit😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Sabotard is a inspiration

by Sabotard March 3, 2021

Sabotur

A specialist of sabotage in any situation.

Before the launch of the missile a sabotur had tampered with the mechanism rendering it useless.

by Obrama P July 13, 2011