Definitions by Shoobastank

Shit Ballerina 

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

Shit Ballerina by Shoobastank September 9, 2019

Salbito Oyster 

When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.

I invited Sean to dinner, but he said he was going in the alley to have a Salbito Oyster.

Salbito Oyster by Shoobastank July 22, 2019