a person who knowingly destroys oneself ie drugs, alchohol, relationships with family , friends, and lovers, and then blame it on someone or something else.

Monique: "You made me drink too much Southern Comfort last night at the bar."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."

self saboteur by Jammerj January 1, 2008

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Poultry Saboteur

A person who impedes your attempts to penetrate with your poultry.

“Alexander is such a poultry saboteur, always cock blocking me when I’m with Kelly!”

Poultry Saboteur by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

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saboturd

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.

"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."

saboturd by br0d January 17, 2005

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Sabotur

A specialist of sabotage in any situation.

Before the launch of the missile a sabotur had tampered with the mechanism rendering it useless.

Sabotur by Obrama P July 13, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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