*Sally and Joey sit down to enjoy a nice lunch*
Sally: Ewww Joey eats meat!
Joey: Ya so? You do know there's meat in that salad your eating, right?
Sally: Yes but it's ok, I'm salatarian.
Joey: Ooook...
to perform a Salatha you must first find a man with an uncircumcised penis, to have a nice day trip with to the beach. Next a female or mail participant (whichever way you may swing) will proceed to peel back the foreskin of the uncircumcised male, proceeding to spit on and round the head of the penis. Next the other male/female with grab a liberal abount of sand and dowse the penis. Next the person performing the salatha will role the foreskin back up over the spit and sand covered penis head. The porno-graphical equivalent of the Mexican Michelada.