Salad

Yob, in the south we call people salads who are young and partake in criminal activity

Did you hear about that Mikey who got caught stealing a car?

Yes, what a little salad he is

by So19 November 7, 2019

Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004

Salad

A bowl of vegetables, usually green, that is healthy. Examples: Lettuce Tomato Celery Carrots Onions Cabbage Sometimes topped with Dressings. Can also be a fruit salad.

Boy, is this Fruit Salad good. So is this vegetable Salad.

by Dee Gooplah June 22, 2006

Salad

Mixing two different types of weed together.

"Hey man wanna match a bowl?"

"No lets just make a salad."

by Funk master A October 20, 2008

Salad

A reference given to a certain person/persons who are acting in what would be determined as a "looser-ish" or anti-social way.

A "I can't wait to go out on Saturday"

B "Me neither, It's a shame Rob's being a kimmer"

A "Yeah, he's being such a salad"

by Chels19 July 28, 2012

Salad

A dish of raw leafy green vegetables, often tossed with pieces of other raw or cooked vegetables, fruit, cheese, or other ingredients and served with a dressing.

Salad is eaten regularly to maintain good health and a good diet.

by Ian Smith July 5, 2005

Salad

A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.

Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."

by HEdel October 29, 2014