Salad Wedge

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When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.

Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.

Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

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wedge salad

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

wedge salad by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

Related Words

Salad Wedge • wedge salad • salad • Salad Fingers • salad shooter • salad tossing • Salad Bowl • salad shaker • salad tosser • salad dodger

Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

Wedge Salad by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018

Wedge salad

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

Wedge salad by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

Wedge salad

An ass eating only 69

wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.

Wedge salad by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

Wedge Salad

A sexually pleasing wedgie.

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

Wedge Salad by Cmananator May 31, 2022

Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

Wedge Salad by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026