Sageted

When you hit your head and do not seek medical attention.

Brian sageted himself on the granite countertop picking up his napkin and later died in his sleep.

by Chadwinkle February 13, 2022

getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

Bob Sagetted

A verb describing a failed attempt at commentary by a friend while watching a humorous video.

*While watching a video of a fat woman slipping*
Friend: Nice trip, see you next fall!
You: Wow, you totally just Bob Sagetted that video!

by Ryan Ayyyyyy December 14, 2008