Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chadwinkle

Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

by Chadwinkle September 1, 2018

Alternate name for the penis, used commonly when it was referred to as a Piggie when younger.

I need to clean my pigster before I go out tonight.

by Chadwinkle April 22, 2018

A douchebag that drives a Porsche and thinks he owns the road and the he is all-that.

The guy in the 911 just cut me off, what a pouchebag!.

by Chadwinkle June 13, 2018

When you hit your head and do not seek medical attention.

Brian sageted himself on the granite countertop picking up his napkin and later died in his sleep.

by Chadwinkle February 13, 2022

When the President, instead of talking loud and firm, decides to lean into the microphone and whisper.

Did you hear Joe’s press conference today on the economy, he started bidenispering at the end.

by Chadwinkle February 13, 2022

Selfies where people look fucking ugly, usually because they are either drunk, stupid or just plain fucking ugly.

Damn I took this picture of myself and I look like I shit, what a fuselfie.

by Chadwinkle July 6, 2018