saemi 

Saemi - colloquial word for the Latin term Manus collum
Pronunciation; Saïhmee.
Pronoun. Plur; Saemis

Definition; The name given to a man's penis if it is bent around 45 degrees to the left or right (or a concavity of an equivalent deviation
(commonly bending upwards at the same time)

Arten; "damn, look at my cock....its not even funny any more"
Stefan; "wtf..Why are you telling me that dude"
Arten; "the girls man..."
Stefan; "yep..can't run away from a class-A saemi"

saemi by Sæmi Hemma May 21, 2008

Saemi 

Noun - Saemi (Not Sammy, not Semi, not Samey, and most definitely not Seamy, BUT S A E M I)

The S stands for Splendid, the A stands for Amazing, the E stands for Excellent, the M stands for Marvellous, and the I stands for It Is Well With Her Soul.

Saemi is one of the bestest people in the world. She will knock you over with her dazzling charm and her luminous smiles (if she chooses to favour you with it, of course), and is overall a religious and a good girl who happens to wears alot of Nike. Saemi is true to her values, family, and friends and will not tolerate nonsense from people who try to mess around with things she holds dear.

Tranquil as a forest but on fire within, she possesses a razor-sharp intellect and can dismantle your arguments with some carefully chosen words - yet she often holds back her thoughts out of strategy or kindness. It may surprise some, but she can simultaneously clean her room while taking part in zoom discussions with the force of a raging typhoon!

Lastly, her face is as radiant as the moon and her beauty transcends all dimensions known to mankind! But most stunning of all is her personality, which is like a pearl (i.e rather shiny).

" Wow, I wish I was a Saemi"
" That corgi looks like it could use a Saemi in its life:
" That riveting discussion on geopolitics in Asia needs a sprinkle of Saemi to bring it to life"

Saemi by Polite Pears November 23, 2021

saemi 

a girl who is a goldiggin neegro who is also emo and is fat

man that fat emo girl is a SAEMI

saemi by john kim December 6, 2006

sæmi 

A guy who plays rust alot

sæmi is playing rust again

sæmi by zorglubb090 April 28, 2023

Saemi Sada

A really hot ass long haired girl

Dude have you seen Saemi Sada? She's the bomb

Saemi Sada by Redal March 11, 2023

SAMIDOT 

Short for Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst; the greatest rap song of all time

"That guy is bawling his eyes out, he must be listening to SAMIDOT."

SAMIDOT by crip killa 7615 April 27, 2021

Sami Efron 

Online disorder notable for extremely narcissistic, unfunny, morally dubious, disgusting, and most of a serial-pederast.

Person A : Hey why have you been explaining the lore of Neon Genesis to 14 year olds for the past 4 hours?

Person B : Oh sorry I had a bad case of Sami Efron.

Sami Efron by RYVERGATE January 21, 2023