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The coolest girl in the world, usually deriving from Bernardino with a super swaggy sense of style. This girl is live asf with an intelligence that matches and rivals her litttery. Watch out she's not on the come up, she's already there.
Becky: Oh my god, did you see Samiah she left a trail of gold in her wake. Like OMFG Nikki.

Nikki: Damn, Samiah shine bright like a diamond.
Nikki's Dad: Did you see the Samiah star it shined brighter than the North.
Samiah by trapgodandra January 28, 2017
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The epitomy of perfection. Someone who is compassionate, kind, smart, and friendly, yet sexy and lots of fun to be around. One cannot help but to be awestruck in this female's presence. Commonly mistaken for the sleeping disorder "insomnia," research has proven this to be a side effect for guys who happen to be in her presence. All XX chromosomes beware, this girl turns Megan Fox green with jealousy!!!
Matt: Dude, I think I'm in love...
Nick: You just met Samiah didn't you? I warned you about her...
Samiah by shaq7 July 27, 2009
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Samiah is a sweet,caring, kind young woman; yet she is throwed off.She is always confused and doesn't pay attention,but she'll put herself to the side to take care of you. If you find a samiah keep her close.
Girlllll you remind me of samiah.
Samiah by nobody is alive November 16, 2018
You're such a samiah
Samiah by Zigzam January 12, 2022
the finest girl ever yk damn well she got a gyatt too cuz she fine asl 😖👆 The rizzler!!
*Samiah walks by*
Girl 1: Gyatt!!

Samiah: “Shhh”
*Samiah starts mewing*
*Girl 1 shuts up and then Samiah smiles with her perfectly white straight teeth*
Samiah: What’s that over there? *Points*
Girl 1: Huh? *Girl 1 looks over*

*Samiah rizzes up Girl 1*
*Its passing time and everyone 😍 as Samiah walks by*
samiah by savagewolfloner69 February 23, 2024

Samiah Schizophrenia 

When someone hears Beyonce singing and cannot differentiate if Beyonce is singing at her Cowboy Carter concert or someone is playing Beyonce music near by.
“GIRL I HEAR BEYONCE IM NOT CRAZY
“Girl no ur schizophrenic ;-;”

“You have samiah schizophrenia..”
Shamiah is not the most common name but usually she's the funniest and craziest person you know. She's a good person to be around and will always continue laughing. She has the hots for guys and a total flirt. Typically shy, but once you get to know her she'll never stop talking. Extreme body that most guys like! Don't get on her bad side because her inner self will come out, she hates girls who acts like hoes and will one day call them out. Beautiful and sweet had a sensitive spot when it comes to sad things. But her friendship is ever lasting typically with good friends!
Shamiah is a very unusual name but also very pretty
shamiah by Crazyforcocopuffs April 13, 2017
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