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Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

suck my ex-dick 

What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
suck my ex-dick by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017

Suck my socks 

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.
“He can suck my socks.”

suck my zick 

A term used by disabled member of the LBGTQ community yourrage gaming that means suck my dick
Grunt: “ Rage has no knees and has one shoulder”

Yourrage: “ Suck my zick”
suck my zick by Yrg David July 3, 2022

suck my dog’s ass 

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.
Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

Suck my left nut 

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
Hey suck my left nut
Suck my left nut by Left nut November 19, 2017