suck my

dick
ass
shit
butt
nose
ear lobe

DOODLE~ poodle droodle noodLE

by no body's body November 24, 2003

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

suck my ex-dick

What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.

Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!

by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017

Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.

“He can suck my socks.”

by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019

suck my zick

A term used by disabled member of the LBGTQ community yourrage gaming that means suck my dick

Grunt: “ Rage has no knees and has one shoulder”

Yourrage: “ Suck my zick”

by Yrg David July 3, 2022

suck my dog’s ass

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

by Left nut November 19, 2017