speab 

A word to describe someone being very bad at videogames and also very stupid, generally uneducated.

Wow! Bene is such a speab today!
Don't you mean every day?

speab by naurtism March 28, 2024

Seabass 

The best nickname anyone on the planet could ever be called.

Guy 1:Hey man, did you see that cool guy?

Guy2:Yeah, he reminds me of a Seabass.

Seabass by seabassyo March 14, 2009

Sexy Seabass 

Anthony Mackie’s nickname for Sebastian Stan.

Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”

Sexy Seabass by freakinegg March 28, 2020

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

She can speak french by Invisible hood July 23, 2016

I want to speak to the manager 

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

I want to speak to the manager by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

dolan speak

Dolan Speak is the broken English used by Dolan and his friends in Dolan comics. It is slightly better than the English of the average Facebook user.

Random dude: hey u faget wat u doin?
Other random dude: What? What the hell are you saying?
Random dude: i iz talkin in dolan speak. fak u negur

dolan speak by General of Brolan Army November 9, 2012