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Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.
Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.
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SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.
She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.
SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

sockblock 

I wanted to jerk it to the new Playboy, but my mom kept sockblocking me! :D
sockblock by :D'smom September 11, 2010
a southern shortened term for 'son of a bitch'
Come here you stupid sonbitch!!!!!!!
sonbitch by * 1 in the hood G July 17, 2006

socneintoelrbee 

adj: that psychotic moment when you’re just🙂🙂🙂
Jeff: man i’m feeling a lil socneintoelrbee
Sarah: EVERYONE HIDE
Crowd: *screams*

Wooldoor Sockbat 

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.
Wooldoor Sockbat by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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