Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.
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Get the socneintoelrbee mug.A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
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