sockbag

A sockbag is a word to describe a useless bag that can house a sock. Alternately it could be used to describe a useless manager.

I was fortunate enough to always end up with a complete sockbag of a manager!

by sz350 February 7, 2017

Wooldoor Sockbat

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

suckbag

A negative name to call someone without actually cursing.

Shut the crap up, you suckbag.

by boohiss August 10, 2003

suckbag

The countless coaches that the New York Giants have, without fail, continued to hire for any and every coaching vacancy that may come about. View all recent hirings for reference.

Also see "No talent ass clown".

Great, an open coaching position, lets interview a few more suckbags for the job.

by Mikey Moore December 12, 2008

sockbaby

n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies

That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien

by MTSkull February 22, 2004

Sockage

Liquid manure.

Urinating and bukkakeruing responsibly into a bucket of stacked cow pats will, after a period of 3-4 months, result in a champion sockage, excellent for the flower.

by Walter Blows February 18, 2009

Sockbater

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018