SMHOK

(Smashing My Head On Keyboard)- Something you say when someone tells an unfunny joke.

Max: Did you hear about that Mafia joke?

Cat: What mafia joke?

Max: FORGEDDA 'BOUT IT!!

Cat: HAHAHA WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM SMHOK
AHIEGKN;VS NBIE;NKZDS

by Nogu July 28, 2012

smoke a fag

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.

by the-boss October 30, 2006

frook shoken

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

Blood Lil Smoke

An internet celebrity, he's Twenty-Three and a mixture of Puertorican and Mexican, he is considered gay or bisexual by most of his friends but to those who thought he was it turns out that this young man is very straight but supports gay rights, he is very friendly and has the words of those who don't know how to put them out, he speaks down on the Illuminati and often refers to them as Killuminati, he disagrees with bullies and often argues to himself about bad things, his very appreciative of those who supports he's words but can often be found a worse enemy to others at times, his name symbolizes many different things some may have thought he was in the Bloods Piru gang but his name is one of the most respectable names today his name was given to him by some of the most verocious gangs in the world, its said to be over 6 years old in the making of his name.

He is not only the fun loving character that all knows about him, but he is actually considered trained by the Mara Salvatrucha gang in combat, Blood lil smoke's real name is Tyrone L.A. McKenzie, but its only found as Tyrone McKenzie on the internet.

I was told that he has numerous gangs watching his every move but he calls them controllers because he does not like to sound to ghetto since he made claims that his ghetto days were long and gone over, Tyrone McKenzie has connections to almost every gang territory i can think of that is based here in America especially in Los Angeles, CA but he clearly denies it most of the time to prevent further problems with his life.

Tyrone McKenzie aka Blood Lil Smoke does not act like a gangster he's a real gentleman and sweet at heart he disagrees with guns and knifes and prefers to fight with his knuckles "Real Men Fight Like Real Men Do" he goes against everything that is hateful and bad for peoples eyes but he opens most of our eyes to see the true world.

He has pages on, Facebook, Myspace, Bebo, Aim, Skype, Ooovoo, Bluepulse, Reporo, Mocospace and so on

by Mellissa Turfgough April 13, 2011

smoke dawg

Smokedawg born November 18 1996 forever one of Toronto best Artist #878 Anogang

Smoke dawg- was a huge artist came from nothing to becoming one of Toronto most known artist , forever smokey

by 878dave February 6, 2019

Pop Smoke

Bashar Barakah Jackson (Pop Smoke), born on July 20, 1999, was a rising artist known for hit songs such as “Welcome to the Party” and “Dior”. Shortly after committing to his true calling in Hollywood Hills from the hood, at age 20 he was murdered in his home during a home invasion on February 19, 2020. RIP FOLKLORD 🙏🏼

“You cannot say Pop, and forget the Smoke”. -Pop Smoke 💔

by YoungNewWorld February 19, 2020

Pre-smoke Anxiety

That sudden rush of anxiety you get when preparing to smoke a bowl of weed for the first time in a while. It involves deep breaths and a slightly raised heart-rate. It can of course turn into a panic attack if you don't hurry up and smoke.

Person 1: Come on man, hurry up and smoke already.
Person 2: Chill out, I will a min, just got a wee bit of pre-smoke anxiety.
Person 1: Pussyyyy

by SkinnedHamster March 13, 2018