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Smegmabite 

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects. The substance is cheese-like and has a pungent yet intriguing smell and taste.
-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!
Smegmabite by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

Smegmites 

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.
The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.
Smegmites by Jonode December 31, 2012

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmite 

small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites
Her allergic reaction was caused by inhaling a large amount of smegmite.
smegmite by phillip sims May 1, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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