Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects. The substance is cheese-like and has a pungent yet intriguing smell and taste.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 20, 2007

Smegmites

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

by Jonode December 31, 2012

smegmatite

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmite

small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites

Her allergic reaction was caused by inhaling a large amount of smegmite.

by phillip sims May 1, 2006